used in internet chat rooms, mmo's etc for when a user loses connection, the butt glue is passed on as a sign of goodwill that the disconnects stop.
Mary is disconnected, then returns
Jim : tosses the butt glue to Mary
Mary: thx Jim I sure hope that butt glue sticks lol
Jim : tosses the butt glue to Mary
Mary: thx Jim I sure hope that butt glue sticks lol
by Perthy May 25, 2016

When one takes a poop. And doesn't wipe well enough. And when they sweat in their butt crack. It creates mud in there butt.
by acerz2able August 27, 2016

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.
Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"
John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."
John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."
by Tummystickers May 30, 2019

by Holdupanddab November 23, 2022

When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.
ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P
SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P
SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!
by mrmindllock February 15, 2010

by Youngsandwitch June 24, 2015

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021
