kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
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What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.
Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?
by Dirtypoker September 08, 2021
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Kitchen Scratcher

An untrained, unskilled, unsafe tattoo, "artist," that works out of their kitchen. Usually a friend of a friend who, "can do tattoos cheap."
Yo! Did you see that tattoo that Todd had done!? The lines look like Morse Code and it's infected! Fucking Kevin told him to go to that Kitchen Scratcher, Joey introduced him to!
by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 30, 2024
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Mcglocko's Kitchen

When you're broke as Fuck sleeping on someone else's couch and having to eat their food that they share with you. Because you're a lazy POS that can't save your money obtain things of your own and totally rely on someone else for all needs such as a Roof over your head, Clothes on your back, Food to eat and transportation getting between point A & Z and back to Point A. You and others like you have been dropped in Mcglocko's Kitchen.

Origin: Cabot Arkansas class of 1992
Hey David I'm hungry got any Mcglocko's Kitchen laying around? I got .25 cents also you think i can crash here tonight at your house? I promise i won't stay long just enough to get my Mcglocko's kitchen on and rest and ill be on my way.
by BrokenHomesAtlasAddict March 20, 2021
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Kitchen

Kitchen is the females origin
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by BarryMckockenerシ April 09, 2021
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Kitchen Spam

To spam a Trump supporter, specifically a female Trump supporter with the words

"Go Back to The Kitchen." On every post they make on every platform they are active on, officially recognized by Youtube as a form of Trolling.

Rickroll link is optional, but increases strength of spam.
Female Trump Supporter: *states their opinion*

Centrist Trolls: Go back to the kitchen or else: (insert rickroll link)

Female Trump Supporter: Haha very funny liberal snowflake!

Centrist Troll: No, it's just Kitchen Spam
by QueerLawyer March 08, 2021
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Cat in the kitchen sink

While having anal intercourse the act of which one or both testicles end up in your partners vagina.
Got a little to rough last night... we finally played UPS and I delivered a package to the back door. Didn't know it would end with a cat in the kitchen sink.
by freakshowdaddy May 16, 2021
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