(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!
by Scott el Camino October 31, 2010
Get the F'd in the pants!mug. by Anonymousara March 21, 2011
Get the Percolator Pantsmug. A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.
by Sea Dot January 22, 2014
Get the cardboard pantsmug. A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.
by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011
Get the Pinocchio Pantsmug. Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.
by halfmoonbrighton January 11, 2020
Get the furtility pantsmug. Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
by Regay January 9, 2010
Get the Pant Cactusmug. The pair of pants you keep in the back of your closet even though the last time you fit into them was when you were 16 in the hope that you will one day be able to button them up again.
I'm happy to give all the clothes on this pile to charity. Except for these pants, they are my motivation pants!
by Klarissa506 September 24, 2009
Get the motivation pantsmug.