boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

Nigga Instinct

When a black person sees every move you're going to make before you even move.

Nigga1: How did you dodge that bullet without looking?
Nigga 2: Nigga Instinct

by CoochiMan October 11, 2020

Inanimate Insanity Invitational

The third season of II (Inanimate Insanity). It was created by AnimationEpic. This fictional reality show contains 18 contestants. Half are debuters and the other half are veterans.

Alright, with our teams assembeled, it's time for the first challenge. This is inanimate Insanity. Seasonnnnnn.... 1, 2, 3, go!

-MePhone from Inanimate Insanity Invitational

by kangsaebyeokplayer67 November 21, 2021

D1 instigator

A person with all of their badges and degrees in instigating

Jason: He basically called you a bitch
Jamal: Bro your a D1 instigator

by Jo2Savage May 24, 2022

Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute

Smells like burnt curry and weed. All mans here think they're Hoodmans but they ain't sh** fham.

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"

Person2: Why would you do that bro

Person1: idk bro

Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford

FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss

by 1995Truthteller1995 October 28, 2019

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

A wii remote that is immortal, it can duplicate when broken

Poofesure: *throws Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside*
Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside: *duplicates itself*

by Wii Guy May 10, 2021

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016