when a hydralisk (zerg unit) gets all horny and ejaculates on your terran medic
starcraft player with hidden cults and worshipped all over starcraft
starcraft player with hidden cults and worshipped all over starcraft
by Jason Xu January 9, 2005
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the absolute need/want to have sex. when you absolutly would fuck someone right then and there because you are so wet. a girl is horny when her pussy is wet, and i guy is horny when he has a boner. or both sexes can be horny by pre-cumming. *the exmaple below will make you horny, it made me horny just by writing it*
sammy was feeling rather horny. her hot, wet pussy was beating so fast, it was driving her insane. she knew it was a bad idea to be reading porn while her mother was home, and only two rooms away, but that made it more excited. she ran up to her room, locking the door. she layed down infront of the mirror and looked at her hairy pussy. she wrapped her legs around the mirror, and her pussy made a squeak sound because it was so went. sammy rubbed her clit. her legs started shaking as she rubbed faster and faster, her pussy oozing wet. she was almost close to cumming, but she knew if she kept rubbing her clit it wouldnt do much, so Sammy got up and found the sharp edge of a table. sammy then slowly moved her hips in a circular motion, making her pink pussy and the table rub up against each other. she then thrusted her hips faster, feeling the sharp edge of the table hit her pussy. it hurt, but she was close to having an orgasm. the sharp edge of the table made herr bright pink pussy turn a dark red color, and then sammy peed all over the table. the thought of cleaning that up didn't stop her from fucking the table. she felt the muscles in her stomach clench hard, and she moaned in pleasure at the orgasm. she threw her head back as she groaned loudly with pleasure, even though she knew her mom could hear. she fucked the table with all she hadshe fucked harder and harder as she moaned, and thats when she heard foot steps. her mom walked in just as she let out a shit load of cum.
by pornstarsexgoddess November 3, 2009
Get the horny mug.to be sexually aroused. when you feel like you want sex really badly and probably need to masterbate. i am horny just writing this!
jonny walks into work one day and sees a hot woman at the counter. she says "hey you wanna do it right here right now?" so jonny is really horny right now and automatically agrees becuase he thinks this woman can give him what he wants. so he follows her into the bathroom and she pulls off his shirt and pants. she massages his erected dick. jonny starts out by rubbing her clitoris and sucking her breasts. (this is way better than masterbating! he thinks). she kisses his penis and he moans and she rubs his dick on the shaft and puts it in her mouth and rubs it around. now jonny is really horny and when he cums and she swallows it he knows he is in for a treat. he has kinky sex with her. he puts his dick in her pussy and holds her up and he is thrusting and humping her. she moans in ecstacy. UHH OHH YA UHH UHH OHH! BABE UHH OOO! he is so horny right now that they both get orgasms and they keep going at it. she gives him oral again and rubs his dick so hard and he feels so good and he wants more and more. he puts his dick in her vagina and humps more and more and she starts moaning and groaning and they have sex again and again. each time they get orgasms. i hope you feel as horny as i do when you read this! beucase this makes me want to rub a mans dick and suck it hard and have kinky sex and ohh ahhh...
by newyork May 10, 2007
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1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.
The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.
1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.
The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.
1: Timing is key when performing a horny bear.
2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"
2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"
by passthecoolwhip September 22, 2010
Get the horny bear mug.adj. A measure of a female's sexual arousal level. Used to describe a level that is much higher than baseline sexual arousal. Often used in colloquial speech, rather than former medical discourse.
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