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Hasan

Girl : who's that?
Me : thats Hasan the loml
by Itss._.shortyy December 5, 2024
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Hasan

Hasan is the most handsome boy known to man! He is a really good listener, and is so lovable. He gives the best hugs and has a really good family. If he loves u HE LOVES YOU! But here's the catch, HASAN IS MINE AND NINE ONLY. SO BACK UR ASS OFF OF HIM!!
Girl 1- hey look it's that drop dead gorgeous boy

Me- that's hasan and he's MINEE!
by Itss._.shortyy December 5, 2024
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Hasanabi Doctrine

A general guide for nation-building to follow coined by Hasan Piker.

#1 Get Nukes
#2 If asked to give up your nukes, do NOT give up your nukes.
#3 If you're accused of having nukes, drop everything IMMEDIATELY and find some nukes. (See: Iraq and Weapons Of Mass Destruction)
Man, Ukraine should've followed the Hasanabi Doctrine, they could've avoided this entire situation.
by hellohello234239428 February 28, 2025
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Harmaniac

“Dude my next-door neighbor keeps me up every single night playing the harmonica; he’s such a harmaniac.”
by omaclintock March 23, 2025
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Hasan Defense Theory

the HDT otherwise known as the Hasan Defense Theory is the technique were Omer Hasan steals a joke originally aimed at him and then stealing it and turning it around on the original jokester. This presents the idea that Omer is the one that originally made the joke disregarding the hard work and ingenuity of the original.
hey your using the Hasan Defense Theory. Omer: no your using the HDT!
by kabz64 February 24, 2026
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Hasan Piker

haˈsan ˈpī-kər

1
A person who believes they are not as extremely retarded as they actually are.

2
a Clout Whore

3
The sloppiest of sloptubers

See also Dunning-Kruger
1
Karen is such a Hasan Piker. She totally thinks people don't see through her bullshit

2
There goes Karen again trying to get more brownie points by pulling another Hasan Piker.

3
You see that fat retard Mike from PA on reacting on youtube?
Yeah, he is trying so hard to be like Hasan Piker when he reacts it's pathetic.
by Thick Richard June 10, 2025
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Hasanetics

Definition: Hasanentics is a terminology used to define radical left-wing extremism (otherwise known to sane people as terrorism and insurrectionism) that redefines the human minds' comprehension, but unlike Cthulhu, instead of terrifying everyone, it turns those who watch Hasan with the no sanity left, and radicalizes them into becoming 16 year old Anti-American pawns.

Hasanentics is also believed to be used by Hasan himself to help the mainstream media find ways to make America and Israel (Or as he and his goons call it, the Great Satan and Little Satan) look like "The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" or in other words warping reality to fit his political needs.

Hasanetics is considered the study of what goes on in Hasan's (very tiny) head and what his beliefs are. If you disagree with Hasan Piker, you will be permabanned and his Chat will call you a Zionist Pig even for the most basic of takes such as, "October 7th 2023 was bad for the Middle East" or "Iran shouldn't have Nuclear Weapons as they want to destroy the America".

Quick Definition: Hasanetics is the study on how deranged and deteriorated Hamas Piker's brain and his fanbase are.

Pronunciation: /ˈhes.ən.net.ɪks/ Rhymes with 'Critics'

Origin: Hasanetics was a term coined by the YouTuber named MorePegasus at around 2025, June 24th at 8:00 AM. It is considered to be the greatest study found in human history since Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity and when Albert Einstein came up with the Theory of Relativity.
Person 1 (Average Joe): Hey! How's it going? What are you watching?
Person 2 (Hasan Pikerstan): Something crazy dud! Have you heard of the Houthis before?
Person 1: Wha- Houthis? Aren't those guys terrorists who starve the Yemenis for their own agenda?
Person 2: No! They are musical people! Just like Luffy!
Person 1: Where have you heard of that? Who told you that?
Person 2: Hasan Piker! My favourite twitch streamer!
Person 1: Oh... You are a case study of Hasanetics then...
by Seven Swing States June 26, 2025
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