by anonymous June 12, 2016

You want a meaning to your life? You want a reason for being? Vote Ham and realise your existence.
To find what you seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."
To find what you seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."
by Bruno2010 January 14, 2010

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Gam, a now defunct term to mean oral sex, specifically that performed on a willy (blowjob).
by peckhamboi January 15, 2009

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.
2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009
