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Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."
by anonymous March 29, 2015
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Scissor Guard

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over
by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018
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right guard

A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.

It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.
A right guard is useful for protecting the lacquer on my Horn.
by Sir Talkalot July 7, 2018
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Color Guard

Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.
The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.
by Yo know October 14, 2019
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glizzy guardian

A person who will protect the glizzy at all costs
He likes to protect hot dogs a lot that makes him a glizzy guardian
by ChaunJohn July 31, 2020
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Luciano Guarducci

An amazing friend who’s always there for you to help you not only get through but thrive!!
Luciano Guarducci is a fu**ing legend
by Ppl in Kelowna November 10, 2020
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