Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.

"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."

by anonymous March 29, 2015

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Crossing guard

Super gay

Travis is a crossing guard

by Nattyfbaby December 16, 2016

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Scissor Guard

Like a cock bock but for lesbians

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over

by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018

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right guard

A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.

It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.

A right guard is useful for protecting the lacquer on my Horn.

by Sir Talkalot July 7, 2018

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Color Guard

Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.

The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.

by Yo know October 14, 2019

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