On Greg

On Greg is a substitute for “On God” basically means your serious when you say this

Yo I just got this girls number, On Greg

by Tankizon November 22, 2021

Greg

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.

Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.

Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.

If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.

by TheProblemSolver August 5, 2021

Greg Price

The name for someone who genuinely believes that sites like Urban Dictionary - sites which can be added to by literally anyone, and which would only be taken as factual by people who believe The Onion is factual - are unbiased and truthful.

Person 1: I'm absolutely not surprised he Greg Price'd that one.

Person 2: Right? Only clowns cite joke/satire sites as evidence!

by 2Pot Screama November 1, 2024

Gregged

Having an item - especially food - suddenly dissapear from your kitchen

-Dawg what happened to my cheezits and why is my coffee creamer empty?
- Your ass just got gregged son

by RonnyDeezNuts May 18, 2015

The Greg Congrats

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.

* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.

by 1quickz October 29, 2018

Tracy is better than Greg

When Tracy is smarter and dose everything better than Greg

Tracy is better than Greg when she does her action shot

by Unnamed lol this is a joke March 1, 2019

Greg Bannit

Greg Theodore Bannit (1932-1967) is a Rapist,serial killer and body snatcher. He killed 12 boys in 3 days, hiding their bodies at the Romeo Lef Cemetary in Russia. He lives in UK. He left Russia in 1959. He raped 7 little girls. And kidnapped 3 children. 1 found decapitated. The other two locked in a basement. Bannit was sent to death row in June 171967 and had his head chopped off in July 3rd. His death row meal was a piece of severed pig limb.

Mr. Bannit scared my 8 year olds Wayne and Lemmit. They read his story when he was still alive. Greg Bannit is a terrible man.

by Iwritescarystories189 May 13, 2018