Goober

The act of slobbing someone down on all parts of body. Usually a sexual act. The goober has been used out threw the sitcom "Martin" by Cole.

Dude I was one second from giving the girl the goober.

by DildoBaggins1 June 25, 2018

Goober

A prime wet wipe specimen of a person

Jack Diggle is a goober

by Haroldgenger March 17, 2019

Goober

Someone who is an idiot or an incompetent. Does things stupidly- is stupid.

person 1: to person 2 my girlfriend is such a goober.
person 2: haha what an idiot!

by goob01 March 22, 2019

Gooba

(Gooba) ( someone who eats out the trash when they were younger)

“Hey gooba hows your day?”

by Landen davis December 30, 2019

Goob

A goob is a dad-joke telling goof, but more youthful.

Adam Zalzal: A zalnister always pays his debts

Everyone: Zal you’re such a goob

by Big_Epipen January 28, 2020

Goober

The space between a man’s penis and anus, sometimes covered with hair and is soft

Example: “My goober is Itchy because of the combined power of my ball sweat and shit stuck and tangled in my pubes”

by Themanofsupremeknowledge69 May 4, 2020

goob night

Wishing a peaceful slumber to homies but not peaceful enough to be good.

"Goob night to everyone who thinks mattress stores are used for money laundering.

by ieatnoobs11239 January 2, 2021