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Golf

Not Only Is It A Sport That Old Rich Men Play. But It Also A Word To Describe Something That's So Extreme That No Words Could Describe It.
Woah Man!!! Your Clothes Are Too Golf For Me!!!
by Bomroth August 1, 2012
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NATO phonic alphabet spelling of the controversial “N word”
That redneck said November India golf golf echo Romeo to the fat black guy. The black guy toss him in the ground and sit his big fat ass on him.
by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025
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Golf

When you flick a girl in the clit so hard she has an orgasm.
by Big clit October 23, 2020
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Beat the Golf Ball

When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
Ah man, Taylor's boss! He beat the golf ball!
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009
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United Golf Team

The best golf team in the entire Monmouth area, led by a team of sexy men.
Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.

Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.
by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 29, 2021
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Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.
Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024
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