Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

by Akedos November 7, 2008

Goals

What every white girl says when they see any couple online or in public.

Person 1: "Oh look at that cute couple over there!"
Person 2: "Aw, they're holding hands!"
Person 1: "That is so Goals!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Goals!"

by Frisk Dreemurr May 12, 2016

goatcheese special

The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...

Matty pulled off a goatcheese special last night with some drunken cow...

by PrettyCock July 4, 2006

goat

One of the Highly intellegant animals that lives in rocky mountains. These creatures actually seem to be smarter than the average human being, however they don't have all the technology because of a lack of opposable thumbs.

by bobo October 16, 2003

Musty Goaltender

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

by ski9600 September 1, 2009

goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

by HJmoney September 2, 2019

goat

Goat: a domestic animal kept to be milked, pet, and mercilessly sacrificed to Giants and/or for religious beliefs.
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness

Guy 1: "Man, you're looking a lil goaty."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."

"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."

"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."

by Thatonechickwhodidsomething August 12, 2016