A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter
by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017
Get the Garret mug.An extremely sweet and understanding guy that will never let you down. He loves to cuddle, very romantic and spontaneous, and loyal. Soft on the eyes and a nice, sexy body. The whole package. He puts up a façade of being a tough guy, but on the inside, he's a real softie.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you see the new guy? He looks like a total bad ass."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a Garrick."
Girl 1: "I bet he's a softie on the inside!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a Garrick."
Girl 1: "I bet he's a softie on the inside!"
by attitude adjustment October 23, 2011
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An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.
*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".
by Pitoyable May 13, 2005
Get the Garrison mug.Garrett is a gay man who loves to have buttsex. He will never pass up a chance to get fucked. He loves making people “get big” 😉
by Bigdickmaggieg February 18, 2019
Get the Garrett mug.To take a simple task or act and fuck it up. Also to say something so stupid that it does not make any sense to anyone.
Dan: Hey Bill I just saved 1,500 photos of the same guy walking around.
Bill: Man you really Garred that.
Bill: Man you really Garred that.
by The Other Dann December 28, 2011
Get the Garred mug.1. The formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. Also described as same-sex marriage and gay marriage.
The two men had been seeing each other for 5 years and engaged for 9 months before they decided to make their relationship permanent by garriage.
The gay couple invited all their friends to celebrate the couple's garriage ceremony.
The two women exchanged loving vows during their garriage ceremony.
The gay couple invited all their friends to celebrate the couple's garriage ceremony.
The two women exchanged loving vows during their garriage ceremony.
by Jenny and Kris February 6, 2012
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