get the memo

verb. To hear the order or rule. Almost always used sarcastically, and not in an environment where memoranda are usually written.

Apparently Bob didn't get the memo that you shouldn't do keg stands at a wedding.


Didn't she get the memo? I'm a guy -- I'm not supposed to feel emotionally vulnerable.

by Benjjj May 03, 2005

Get a blow

An utterly horrible phrase commonly used by television/radio broadcasters age 35 or greater. When a player subs out of the game, the naive analyst will eagerly explain to his audience that the athlete "is getting a blow" or "taking a blow" on the sidelines.

This is a terrible phrase because it is misleading everyone subjected to listening to the announcers and/or watching the game. While the athlete is not actually getting a blow-job from someone on the sidelines, thereby making the game interesting, he is merely getting a rest.

And Jimmer will head to the sidelines to get a blow.

by Jslasher88 March 19, 2011

Get low

When the females buttocks gets down to the floor and they work it.

Yo look at dat girl get low.

by db December 28, 2004

get head

v. To receive oral sex, ie. cunnilingus or a fellatio.

I got head from Kate last night.

by keyshaw January 18, 2005

get boned

Get penetrated, specifically by a mans dick or boner.

Ha! Get boned bitch!

by AlchemistOctivis March 08, 2018

Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

by Loakman420 October 03, 2009

get the monkey

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

by Jackonrad November 24, 2008