fidler

verb. to apply self tanner in such an inconsistent manner that it appears you haven't bathed in months.
noun. the act of pulling a fidler

Did you see that goofy bastard's tan? It looks like he fidlered himself.

by goldentee rules May 30, 2003

fiddle faddle

A problem that turns into a big mess

Transferring army units from one state to the other is a big fiddle faddle.

by zzp August 30, 2011

Fiddle sticks

The most white guy thing to ever be said if you hear a dad say this hes not a dad hes a virgin.

* Family eating dinner*
Dad: *drops fork* "awe fiddle sticks"
Family: Kys you virgin

by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022

fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

by woody August 11, 2003

Fiedlery

Having funky or quirky taste in art.

Vinny: "Why is there a swimming pool sticker on your coffee thermos that says, '4 ft deep'?"
Steve: "I like it there. It's fiedlery."

by Vinderella March 23, 2009

Fiddle Your Faddle

to masturbate

"Fiddle your faddle. It helps me fall asleep."

by lambofsquirrel September 21, 2012

Fiddlesticks

fiddlestick is another word for fuck so if you want say it in a better way

oh fiddlesticks I dropped my phone#

by lesbotinglepuss9 April 12, 2016