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Falcon Punch

Creating a diversion; successfully distracting a large number of people, perhaps an entire population, from more important issues by throwing a bullshit sideshow.
A six-year-old boy named Falcon and his attention-whore family successfully tricked the nation's major media outlets into airing hours of distractions from more pressing issues, such as health care reform, because they thought he might be inside a balloon in midair and be in danger of plunging to his untimely death. One could argue that whereas someone should have 'falcon punched' his mother, instead this complicit little lad 'Falcon punched' the nation. Also see: Runaway Bride
by Fannie P. Acker October 15, 2009
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Facanked

(fuh-cank-d) adjective
really really...really fucked up...I mean really fucked up, for real
Boy: That girl's face was sooooo facanked!!!
Girl: Booo you whore...
by TheoMyDearRudy December 1, 2010
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Facing

The act of arranging and re-arranging items in a grocery store, usually on a shelf. Not actually making them neater per se, but turning the objects toward you so that they "face" you. Usually done by a grocery clerk of some kind.
"Hey John, you gonna face* aisle 11?"
"Yeah, when I get the time. I gotta check this lady out first."
*form of the word facing
by It'sme33 July 22, 2016
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Falconist

Someone who likes "one off the wrist". Otherwise known as a wanker.
"Man! Did you hear what he saying? What a falconist!"
by Gozdan January 24, 2018
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Fagonizing

When a gay person complains incessantly and/or dramatically.
Stop fagonizing, Trevor! We’re all tired of your whiney bullshit.
by Captain Buckles February 9, 2019
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Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".
P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.
by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
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Peregrine Falcon

A six legged reptile that lives underwater. It can only survive in saltwater. Is as a slow as a snail
You are as slow as a peregrine falcon!
by ser see swee February 2, 2021
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