not even with your dick

basically the phrase "not even with your dick" is used to stress how completely skanky, disgusting, or generally unattractive a woman is.

Guy 1 "Hey would you screw that dike

Lyndsey Lohan was dating?"

Guy 2 "Hell no... Not even with your dick. That bitch is downright fugly!"

by 1gunfighter1 May 21, 2009

erentard

Some dude on tiktok that misses all the time and is heavily overrated

You know erentard?
Yes he never misses
Your family will miss too...

by Randomdudethatlikestoast February 14, 2021

It's not even funny

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.

John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.

by Marnigus January 25, 2011

even the score

to exact revenge, to exact retribution

He tried to even the score but did consider what the full outcome might be.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2009

What even is ballet?

Used as a sort of comeback at a persons question that is either considered stupid or has an easy answer.

This is also used when a someone asks a question that you do not understand or do not know how to explain

Person 1: "dude, how is that even spelt?"
Person 2: "ugh, what even is ballet?"

by Yaoihands September 2, 2014

Baco a la Evert

When you make a Bacardi cola 50-50.

Oh yeez, this is strong. You made the baco a la Evert.

by DidididiB February 26, 2022

even

First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.

I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.

by sawlid September 11, 2003