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emilia clarke

literally the most genuine and beautiful actress to exist.. every time she smiles the world calls for her reign once again!! everyone's yellow.. if she's not yours, there's much to think about you!! let's pray her agent get's her some great films and shows for the future!!
by nita leo April 8, 2021
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Mads-Emil

A guy Wigh an extremely large penis. Like 100 inches atleast double of what Emils have
Soe thats a Big Mads-Emil we got right there
by Daddy dyrlund November 12, 2020
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Emailias

An alias used on an email address used to communicate with people whom you do not wish to know your real identity or used to conceal information. An alias used to collect spam or hide your email from your significant other
Hey, you're cute, we should keep in touch. Use my emailias to get in touch with me so my girlfriend doesn't find out.
by Vinny DaRose February 16, 2009
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emailsturbation

n. also mailsturbation, forwarditis.

The tendency of an estranged or newly-but-not-necessarily-intentionally-acquired colleague, school chum, friend or family member to send every cute, multiply-forwarded message about care bears, conspiracy theories, scandalous photos, religious views, politics, cheesy poetry, rude jokes, or people-famous-for-being-famous to you and about a hundred other 'close friends' you don't know in a note without personal explanation other than something bland like "Cute!" or "You'll like this!". Subject headings are often all caps with multiple exclamation points, prefixed with varying numbers of "Fw:" and "Re:". Often, the actual content being referred to is multiple forwarded emails deep, forcing the recipient to have to dig through other people's comments and a slew of similarly unfamiliar email addresses, along with their impersonal comments like "Oh, gross!", or "What would your mother say?", etc. Generally this happens when the sender feels he or she is not properly communicating with said friends, family, colleagues, etc., and feels compelled to at least appear to be "making the effort to communicate". This ostensibly gives the sender a modicum of relieved self-satisfaction and puts the onus to communicate back on the recipient, but in reality only further alienates the sender from all recipients and ends up not being satisfactory to anyone. If the sender does not at some point come to the realization that sending unpreambled forwards amounts to spam that doesn't even lead to self-satistfaction, it is hopeful that a true friend or valued family member will put the sender back on the path to better communication by asking them to stop the nonsense. Replying to just such a letter with a link to this particular definition might suffice in making such a friend come to his or her senses.

n. emailsturbator - someone you know who sends you useless forwarded email.

v. emailsturbate - intransitive - "to emailsturbate on" (a friend, family member, a group of people) - to forward a useless previously-forwarded email to everyone in your address book.
"He's retired, widowed, and now resorts to emailsturbation on his old school chums to fill the empty minutes of his life."

Tom: "I and about thirty people I don't know just got emailsturbated on by Joe about some alien whacko conspiracy theory."

Cho: "Dude, I feel for you... Freaking mailsturbators..."
by gr33nman May 13, 2009
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emailishment

the act of reading more meaning or emotion into an email than was intended by the sender.
Tom's emailishment of his boss' email asking him to go to lunch led him to think that she wanted to have sex with him.
by branain June 26, 2009
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emailathon

a series of emails that result from either miscommunication or a lack of understanding about a particular topic
Dude, my friend totally invited me to a party Saturday night, but he didn't tell me where it was, when it started, or who would be there, so we had an emailathon until he finally told me all about it.
by KaraokeFanboy March 23, 2010
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Emailsterbate

Sending an email to oneself when a flash drive/writable disk is not readily available to hold files for transport.
I didn't have my usb drive on me so I emailsterbated with my gmail account.
by DannyManCan August 20, 2010
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