dook poopem

(n) A fecal tribute to the computer game series Duke Nukem that fills the entire toilet bowl with excrement.

Shit is about to explode out of my asshole; I need to take a dook poopem.

by K Deezey December 2, 2011

Dook

To be the sexiest person in the room.

Damn, look at Brooke the Dook over there. She's as sexy as ever today.

by Drewbinski April 11, 2018

Dookie Cheese

When something you don’t like is happening.

“Bruh that was complete dookie cheese”

by BasketBall built Head February 13, 2020

Monster Dook

A massive pile of phecies intentionally created in a public toilet by six or more individuals by using the toilet in succession of one another.

"That was the best monster dook we've ever made, it rose from the water like a muddy mountain."

by psychobiological April 18, 2010

boat docks

When a man's hairline recedes above his temples only.

When you look at a man from the top of his head and his hairline is shaped like an "M". The "boat docks" are the part of the hairline that is pulling away from the forehead.

by fnkymuzik November 12, 2013

Dickie-Dookie

1. verb: to masturbate while in the process of defecating in a public restroom stall, generally referring to a man (dickie-dookying, dickie-dookies, dickie-dookied)
2. noun: the act of dickie-dookying
3. noun: a derogatory term for somebody with a reputation for taking too long in a public restroom stall

1. "Be right back, guys, I gotta go dickie-dookie."

2. "Hang on, I'm in the middle of a good dickie-dookie."

3. "Man, I hate that guy. He's such a dickie-dookie."

by Amish Hobbit October 8, 2014

dooka dooka music

Hispanic rap also known as "raggaeton" with the same beat across every song that goes "dook, a dook, a, dook, a dook, a". while this is going on, a hispanic guy raps in spanish, thereby making each song indiscernible from the other. a popular example is "gasolina". this type of music is also played the loudest by its listeners and annoys every single person in the parking lot who is not hispanic.

"whats up JR, why dont you play some of that dooka dooka music"

"what?!"

"you know, that gasolina stuff"

by Doc D January 30, 2008