Donkey Jacket

A jacket that bin men used to wear, very heavy felt

My wife wanted a fur jacket so I got her a donkey jacket.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

donkey wobbler

A slang term, predominantly British, for ketamine. This derives from ketamine's original purpose as a veterinary tranquilizer.

Tom got utterly wasted on donkey wobbler at Slimelight, did you see him?

by starebynight February 8, 2005

donkey bass

low frequency oriented music rooted in funk, often overly exciting and known to induce booty wiggling and krunkness inside the place; techniques used to produce this sound are often low frequency oscillations, created by analog or software based synthesizers, however Squarepusher has been known to render this sound with a bass guitar and effects

That dj was dropping the most retarded donkey bass I've ever heard.

by Andrew Luck September 7, 2006

Donkey Bollocks

Simple minded man with large genitals.

Oy, donkey bollocks, how's it hangin'?

by J61 October 15, 2007

Donkey Run

running from a donkey that is intent on inserting his junk

Joe was on the donkey run

by bestlegsintown February 14, 2010

donkey kongin'

phenotic spelling (dong-kee kɔŋ-ing)

Verb

The act of lifting an empty keg above one's head, and pursing a busy section of a party with it in the previously stated position. If one so desires they may also choose to throw the keg from this position at the person who tapped the keg (for they are the kremlin.)

History:

Donkey Kong--who paid 5 dollars to get into a house party--became enraged when he found that the person in front of him had tapped the keg-- after realizing this, his first impulse was to chase the kremlin with the keg raised high above his head, in hopes to assault the beast.

a formal thanks must be given to a friend-Tony-who first successfully completed the action.

John: Shit man where'd the keg go.

Steve: Dude, Paul ran off donkey kongin' that shit to get that fuckin' kremlin Dan.

John: Oh word? He's totally fucked.

by Joe and Walsh (BU) January 3, 2010

Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.

Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...

by rocky_dod December 12, 2010