Crumpit Abuse

When a friend or family member refuses you access to crumpits.
When you or any other person burns a Crumpit.
When you or any other person uses to little butter on crumpits.

"Where's the butter on this pal? Crumpit abuse that!"

by BroYoHo! October 12, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

crumple test

When someone is dressed sexy and their clothing would look great, crumpled on your bedroom floor.

crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:

Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test

by MJPII November 19, 2017

Crump

A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.

Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.

Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"

Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"

by _Solaris November 22, 2017

chumpty

Someone who most often is short with blonde hair, and is a bit of a numpty

"Look at Rob, he's looking like a chumpty"

by Guydell May 21, 2018

Crumpet

Word to describe/classify your stereotypical British fucks, who are incredibly annoying, narcissistic, and like to kiss ass. They're the type of people to eat incredibly flavorless food like un-buttered stale crumpets or scones that just tastes like flour, living up to the stereotype that white people have flavorless food. They also use incredibly annoying vocabulary and like to pick on other people a lot. A disgrace to the entire British nation.

Example:

A: Hey did hear what Elizabeth said in class?
B: I know she's such a fucking scone.

Or..

A: THIS FUCKING CRUMPET KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE
B: I have a fair share of scones in my class too don't worry about it...

by greasy krispey and sexy May 24, 2018

Crumpcunt

(Noun) A racial slur directed to a British woman’s beave, bush, vaginal region, and cunt.
(Verb) Shoving a crumpet up someone’s cooch.

“Your mum has crumpcunt.”
“I crumpcunted your mom.”

by CRUMPCUNTEER May 26, 2018