Coozin

The bestest and most cutest way to say cousin.

My aunt had three kids so now I have three little baby coozins and they are oh so cute!!!

by Face&Butt May 18, 2009

Crooging

To Croog: to creep or stare in a very creepy way. To stare at someone non-stop and not take your eyes off of them.

OMG! Michael was completely crooging me in english today!

by Noofreep February 28, 2011

crooked hat

A slang term used by fundamentalist Americans to describe a demographic of impressionable youth culture who demonstrate their attraction to popular rebellion by wearing their headgear in a manner that does not protect them from the sun.

Traditionally single males between the ages of 13 and 30 with no disposable income, but they dispose of it anyway. Instead of buying groceries they'll buy fast food, and instead of paying rent they live with others. Their excessive time and limited money goes into clothes, video games, movies, alcohol, pot, and minimum payments on a loan for a car that doesn't run.

"I went to go see the new Jason Statham movie, and a bunch of crooked hats were behind me yelling 'Ohh snap!' like every 5 minutes."

"I went to see the new The Fast and the Furious movie, but I couldn't see the screen over all the gold stickers on the crooked hat's crooked hats."

"I went to go see the new Gerard Butler movie, but I couldn't hear anything over the sound of all the crooked hats fapping to the sight of him."

"I went to pick up the new Call of Duty/Halo/Battlefield/ any FPS but I had to stand in a line of crooked hats and listen to them talk about how much they smoke weed, fuck bitches, and rape lives in video games. The seconds were like hours."

by Blank-Disk April 7, 2013

DJ Crooks

The Hardest DJ straight out of the bottom of the map. New Orleans, LA. He chops and screws harder than any Houston DJ out there. Inspired by DJ Screw, he loves Choppin and Screwin like a Houston boy yet he still reps New Orleans for life. His beats are hard as fuck.

Damn man, have you heard of DJ Crooks? He must be sirrup sippin every day with those remixes.

by KREWSKATER March 31, 2008

crooked

The reason Matt never gets any and Kevin only gets laid when he is drunk.

There is not enough alcohol in the world to make up for Matt and Kevin's crooked johnson's.

by Wifey March 1, 2003

crooked cop

A cop who is not straight but rather gay.

The crooked cop on the motorcycle didn't give me a speeding ticket after I flashed him my penis.

by Reno9/11 April 14, 2010

crookie

a cross dressing wookie(see definition) who asks to stay in your room at 2 in the morning, then proceeds to tell your roomate "im so glad i met a person like you" and hits on him blaitently for the next 10 minutes. It also goes around stealing various purses laptops and whatever other girly things he can find, and slurks around dorm rooms. If you ever run in to a crookie, immediately leave the room and pray that you never see him again

Wow, that kid derrick was a real crookie last night.

by nick dimille March 31, 2008