A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.
You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).
by MAC1 August 21, 2006
an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.
an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.
an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.
Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.
by Chicwa February 08, 2011
A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
by lyssa89 June 23, 2014
John: God, Tina's looking incredible today.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.
John: Damn right.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.
John: Damn right.
by ahmedofahmedovs June 30, 2022
The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
by cockstar June 20, 2011