fake condom

a bollon, plastic bag, etc. used as a condom by some cheap bastard usually having an ending result of a STD or a pregnancy

Last night Jimmy used a fake condom on me and now I'm pregnant. What should i tell my dad?

by tvo June 25, 2006

condom

A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.

Durex

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Open Condom Style

When you don't seriously give a f. when having sex with a women. Common when you party without a condom on your pocket, when your too drunk too put it on or simply when it breaks.

Friend: Dude so did you do that chick last night?!
Me: Of course man!
Friend: Did you use protection?
Me: Hell no! Open Condom Style!
Friend: Dude...

by marco28793 September 23, 2012

Weed Flavored Condom

A green condom that tastes like weed.

ex) The polish stallion did not know it was a weed flavored condom until the chick said he tasted like marijuana.

by Polish Stallionette November 12, 2010

condom

A contraceptive device for men OR women. Used to prevent pregnancy and STDs during sexual intercourse.

Even if your partner isn't sleeping around, STDs can be passed through accidental passing of blood, etc. So no love without the glove! haha.

by chinarose June 27, 2004

condomasturbate

to masturbate into a condom.

Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.

by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011

Gum Condom

When you don't have time to buy a condom, so you make one out of your gum.

Dude, I didn't have a rubber, so I pulled out my double bubble, and made a gum condom! Best sex I ever had!

by kingklaus January 24, 2010