Better going then coming

When a you see a chic from a distance thinking she's hot then as she comes closer she's not that hot but as she passes you she has the hottest ass.

Man 1: "wow see that chic, she's hot, she's coming closer"
Man 2: "umm... she's not that hot"
Man 1: "ewww yeah ya right, but god damn she has a nice ass"
Man 2: "Better going then coming"

by Emitts79 October 26, 2011

the circus is coming to town

riding the crimson wave

Brad: Yo, am I gonna tap that tonight?
Angelina: Nah, the circus is coming to town.

by NO I.D. November 18, 2007

Coming for toast

what you say to a girl to invite her round for a good time ...

BOY : so what you doing tonight ?
Girl : nm.
Boy : so do you want some toast
Girl : im coming for toast :)

by lolcat 1 August 20, 2009

It's coming Rome

The foot ball is coming to a cheating scummy country

It's coming Rome in the most unfair way possible

by Prickaly696969 July 11, 2021

The Storm is Coming

Code word for "we're fucking right now."

Jacob was fucking Addison, but Jacy saw them and said, "The storm is coming!"

by Baconman20 December 12, 2017

coaming

a sexually deprived ogre mage that pleasures itself

Joe: yo steve look at the coaming over there.
steve: yeah thats nasty, hes giving himself a facial.

ogre mage#1: im coaming deeply please get out of the room guys, i need to releaase it on the doornoob.

ogre mage #2: mmmmmmm babe that turns me on
ogre mage#1: oohh i wont be coaming for long.(licks lips slowly and tastes the facial hes given himself earlier.)

by IAMNOTCAMILLE July 26, 2011

Combing

When a man combs a woman's hair using his penis

Babe, legs try combing tonight

by TheBigDickedWalrus September 15, 2015