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Columbus Complex

A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.

Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
by thebetterfriend2 September 30, 2010
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Christopher Columbus

a guy who found America after the native Americans and after the Vikings and he also commit genocide against the native Americans and rapped minors after he enslaved them and brang them yo Spain so don't celebrate st.patricks day
by the god liam March 17, 2021
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Well done Columbo!

U dropped your pencil in class then, someone says "u dropped your pencil" then u say "Well done Columbo!"
by D awesome 007 May 27, 2009
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clumber

dumbass
person who is a moron
a dumbass
by Mike February 8, 2005
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Clumsy Tongue

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something
"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"
by Christian Howes February 3, 2009
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clump

the act of hitting someone in the arm in an a.d.d. fashion. often saying "thats it, your getting clumped"
-dude he fucked my girlfriend
-are you serious?
-yeah, he's getting a good clumping
by shayz oner November 2, 2010
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clumzy

the same as the word clumsy
used by a Canadian girl who thinks it's way better than the original word "clumsy"
Mandy is messing up in her work. she is so clumzy.
by The Artificial Mind December 17, 2008
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