Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

by jim June 5, 2003

Self-cockblocking

The act of being so stupid that you always ruin every single chance you get at getting laid

Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.

by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

female version of cockblock

Clam Jam.

To prevent your female friend from getting laid.

Female version of Cockblock

Sammy : I almost got laid last night but laura was such a clam jam.

by Laurerz November 9, 2013

cockblocker

A person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid.

Spoon is the biggest cockblocker of them all.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

status cockblocker

someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.

1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.

by dpolotsky March 14, 2010

Black Cock Pound

A homosexual pornographic parody of Black Hawk Down, starring Ben Ass-lick and Josh Hard-nips.

I went to a stag shop to rent a porno to rent a full length movie such as "E.T. - Extra Testicle" or "Black Cock Pound".

by Leonardo Gambino March 9, 2009

black cock whore

A woman who does anything and everything for black cock

A woman who takes black cock in all three orifices in a 24 hour period is a black cock whore

by Hotwifeloverr August 8, 2015