Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.
by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013
Not brand new, but brand clean.
by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022
A fresh start.
I know I've been collecting a lot of stuff, but maybe it's time for me to dig a clean hole and start over at square one.
by Seshie November 13, 2019
by wilkinism December 18, 2022
When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)
The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.
For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.
For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.
Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"
by KC34 June 21, 2017
Cleaning large/important items but ignoring the finer details.
Our gross cleaning includes
- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.
- Doing our bed.
- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.
- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).
Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)
- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.
- Cleaning electronics.
- Cleaning the sides of our desk.
- Washing the Floor.
- Using broom or vacuum.
- Washing windows.
- Any other long duration cleaning task.
Our gross cleaning includes
- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.
- Doing our bed.
- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.
- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).
Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)
- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.
- Cleaning electronics.
- Cleaning the sides of our desk.
- Washing the Floor.
- Using broom or vacuum.
- Washing windows.
- Any other long duration cleaning task.
Alex- I can't focus on my studying with this room so dirty.
Ramen- Maybe we should clean.
Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.
Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?
Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.
Ramen- Maybe we should clean.
Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.
Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?
Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.
by iinventedthisword97 May 13, 2014