Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

by IHCMC October 14, 2011

Clean Exit

When you have an epic dump, you wipe, and there isn't anything on the toilet paper.

I took such an epic dump and then I had a Clean Exit.

My epic dump had a Clean Exit.
No need for 2-ply when you have a Clean Exit.

by Gionni2Dumps January 20, 2012

Clean up on aisle 7

When someone is being so awful, annoying, terrible or audacious that you have no choice but to remove them from your area.

Isther: "You have wrong opinions"
Daria:"Clean up on aisle 7 ! Clean up on aisle 7 ! There appears to be a hater"

by Doubri November 25, 2021

clean porn

a waste of your time waste of your time

"What's clean porn?"
"….a waste of your time"

by Danny Avendale April 1, 2015

clean face way

the opposite of ski mask way. to rob a store shop house without any mask or face cover

rob tha mall, clean face way

by duble D June 11, 2006

clean room

The filthiest room at the depot. The tableau is littered with dirty q tips, cartoons and drool from Lalondez dodos. The clean room is where the guy go to play trivial pursuit with Mr Gauthier. To make sure that Dum Dum cants see them fucking dats dog, fbannaty and Lalondez put up some dunnage to cover the window. Dum Dum blew up and tolls Turner so he says you cantsaydat and we has to take it down.

"Guy, GUY, we are having duhtour apres midi, so wake Lalondez up and clean the clean room"

by Rick the owner of the depot February 28, 2005

Clean youre face

A simple meaning of cleaining youre face, as made by 3 highschool students in a maths lesson. Say it with a hand gesture like shooing away somebody or something.

Teacher "When i wore make up in school we had to escorted to the bathrooms and made clean it off!"
Students "Clean youre face"

by Mushroom :D February 11, 2009