3 definitions by IHCMC
by IHCMC August 21, 2017
Clean My Cucumber either means:
To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.
Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.
Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!
Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.
Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.
Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
by IHCMC May 28, 2011
Fats Mcgee is somebody with an incredibly overweight body and a seemingly small head, but is actually able to be an extremely fast and agile person with a laser rocket arm.
by IHCMC February 13, 2011