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Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
by IHCMC October 14, 2011
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hbdr

An acronym for "Happy Birthday" plus the person's name.
HBDR, you gay boy!
by IHCMC August 21, 2017
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Fats Mcgee

Fats Mcgee is somebody with an incredibly overweight body and a seemingly small head, but is actually able to be an extremely fast and agile person with a laser rocket arm.
My cat got stuck in a tree the other day, but thankfully a Fats Mcgee saved it.
by IHCMC March 1, 2011
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