Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity
“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing
by Loose bits February 23, 2023
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Church Mouse

is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase
Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af
by buttsAU April 10, 2018
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church on the move

When everybody at a club or wherever you're at has to leave immideatley.
by NotLydia December 16, 2007
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church giggles

A habit of children and immature adults to find things with little or no comedic value hilarious when bored in church in order to entertain themselves.
A brother and sister are sitting in church, begrudgingly listening to a sermon until the preacher says: "god owns everything from here to Uranus.."; at which point the two children attempt to silence their uncontrollable laughter. These two kids suffer from church giggles.
by milvy April 25, 2008
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church boy

Church Boy:
a man with a small penis.
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Because he be praying to god you still want to get with him when you see it.
"Thought he was a blackhammer - turns out he's just a church boy"
by f.d.h. September 04, 2014
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Church of Dirt

Any well known or established location set up, designed or laid out for the sole purpose of riding Dirt Bikes, ATV's and ORV's. Typically a motorcross track, trails, supercross track or outdoor riding park.
Guy 1: Last Sunday some friends and I went riding. The trails were perfect.

Guy 2: Where did you go?

Guy 1: It was Sunday...We went to the Church of Dirt!
by B Krause September 27, 2007
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church contraception

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.
A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.
by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010
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