Community Christian School Denver

Some small fucking POS that will Either make you love god completely most rare one in truth but if you step inside it seems like the majority of the students are like that but thier not. or it will make you absolutely hate the idea of god or the last option is that you came thier because you fucked up too bad in public school which sucks for those kids they say jail might be better. 1 thing about Private schools like this one is that thier is still drugs and alcohol problems with students 2. A GOOD MAJORITY OF THE GIRLS ARE SLUTS! 3. and you will pass if you suck up to certain teachers and act like a goody toshus. this school is also a place for REJECTS you know the kids that would get beat up in a second at public schools these kids might not survive 10 seconds in real life.

(this one is a example of a kid who is deviod of social skills we will call him Little princess for this example)
Johny: haha thats what she said
Little princess: Yeah! thats what she said!
Johny: STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I SAY!!!!
Little princess: durr ok. (then promptly goes back to copying everything you say)
thats Community Christian School Denver

The next example is one off A slut for this example we will call her FLEXOR and we will start the conversation in bible class

Teacher: Ok turn to psalms 2:5
teacher: now this verse has nothing to do with sex but i am going to talk about how all the guys just want to fuck and the girls are all inoscenent flowers. now someone tell me why you shouldn't have sex.
Flexor: because it takes apart of your soul
teacher: good job!
(flexor after school on the phone)
Flexor: oh yes 25 year old man with no job and two kids fuck me FUCK MY 16 year old cunt

by asshole12312333 December 7, 2009

christian joy

friend and exclusive designer of Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. she now has clothes available in new york boutiques and has a website (christianjoy.us)

designs vary from torn prom dresses to space suits to skeleton costumes with attatched intestines.

Christian joy's designs are stellar

by terryterryterry July 29, 2006

Angry Christian

One who is sick of denominations of Christianity preaching doctrines that are against the Bible they claim to preach. They are also the ones to practice and follow scriptures such as Ephesians 4:26 that says "In your anger, do not sin". Or, depending on the version of the Bible you are reading, it says "Be angry; sin not!"

Mormon - Can I read to you from the Book of Mormon, another testament of Jesus Christ?

Angry Christian - No you may not read to me from that book. Paul said in the Bible that any man or angel that preaches a Gospel other than the one that has been given you shall be Cursed!

by Logan Hawk March 22, 2009

Christian Slater

A slang term used to describe being high from smoking marijuana or marijuana itself. This can also be shortened to CS.

I smoked some really good (CS) Christian Slater last night.
I got so high I started sounding like (CS) Christian Slater.
Let's get together tonight and smoke some (CS) Christian Slater

by Kittenkitty May 11, 2011

Christian

A person who knows that he or she isn't perfect, but has came to the realization that he or she doesn't have to feel the guilt of sin anymore because Jesus took care of it. A Christian is a person who follows by Jesus' law: "Love on another," which is the only commandment he has asked us to do. A Christian is a person who follows in Jesus' footsteps:

Hangs out with anyone: the drunks, the theifs, the prostitutes.
Prays for everyone: forgives.
Does not take revenge, but does pray for his or her enemies.
Just because a Christian may gossip doesn't mean that he or she isn't a Christian or a hypocrite. It means that we're still human; that we're still learning to be like Him.
A Pharisee is like a judgemental leader. You should look into that. Make sure you don't think that all Christians are like the Pharisees. The Pharisees were the religious leaders who killed Jesus.
Jesus was a perfect being. He was the son of God; he IS the song of God. He is God! He will always be there. Just as he was thousands of years ago, he still is today.

person1: I'm a Christian?
person2: Not a damn Chrisitan...
person1: but...
(interuption)
person2: don't go preachin' to me damn foo.
Person1: but you don't understand...

by Tanya_sue June 12, 2008

Kosher Christian

A comical, slightly disparaging term for a Messianic Jew (aka a Jew for Jesus). That is, a Jewish person who believes Jesus Christ is the Messiah.

The date ended when she told me she was Jewish, but had accepted Jesus into her life, and I said, "Oh, you're a Kosher Christian?"

by MazurkaMatt May 21, 2006

Christian Fun

The most boring things on earth to do. All those things that one would not normally consider fun, but to Christian's they are fun.

Issac: "Do you want to go knit and read passages out of the Bible?"

Ben: "Fuck no, I'd rather felch a dirty asshole then have some of that Christian Fun"

by Itchy Gooch Man May 10, 2008