chris

A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
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I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.

by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022

chris

chris is very hot i love him so much he is very cute
he is a keeper

“STOP TALKING ABOUT CHRIS WHO EVEN IS HE??!?”
*GASP* “CHRIS IS TLOML WDYM 😞”

by idkihopemyhotbfseesthis December 7, 2021

chris

that one asian kid whos smart and rich

jeesh chris no need to brag-...

by keenie79 January 27, 2021

chris

a real gay dude

man chris is real gay

by legitdefinitionsbyalegitsource August 3, 2018

chris

a boy with a man vagina he wants men's cocks and also has sex with Asian girls. he like spaghetti and is really dumb.

slinky, Chris is a gay boy

by shrekisababe October 28, 2014

chris

A stoner. Chris likes to laugh and joke a lot, but inside he is indeed a troubled soul. He has Mommy and Daddy issues. He loves his pot more than he loves girls. Also, a big dork, but very popular. His hair is usually like a very shaggy dog. Loves rap music and acts "gangsta", but is very much an upper-middle class blonde white boy.

Example 1:
"Oh you're a stoner?"

"Yeah"
"What a "Chris!""

Example 2:
"I used to date a Chris once, I'll never forget that skunk smell that always followed him around."

by marksailingyourvag June 10, 2013

chris

the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.

Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.

by saramarshell August 16, 2010