Reality Check

Original definition: a test to determine if one is dreaming.

I figured that I might be dreaming, so I looked at a sign, closed my eyes, and envisioned the words changing. When I opened my eyes, the words were the same, so the result of my reality check was positive.

by Werehamster January 7, 2009

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Urinal Checkmate

The act of a man picking an open urinal that accomplishes 2 things.

1. He is not standing right next to another man
2. Anybody else that enters the bathroom will be forced to stand next to another man.

I was late because Frank urinal checkmate'd me, so I had to wait to go to the bathroom.

by urinalcheckmatelolo April 25, 2011

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Book Check

To knock the books out of someones hand in the school hallways causing all of their papers, books, and folders to fly onto the floor. This generally makes them embarassed as well as late for class. It is often used on Freshman by upperclassmen. It is best used with a decleration of "Welcome to high school, freshman!" though "Welcome to freshman, high school!" is also equally used.

Senior:*knocks books out of freshman's hands*
Freshman: Dude what the fuck!
Senior: Welcome to freshman, high school!
Junior down the hall: Haha, that bitch just got book checked!

by Craig- January 9, 2008

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Stimulus-check

A pathetic amount of money that has little to no use.

I searched under the couch cushions for enough money to buy myself a popsicle but only found a stimulus-check.

by Fattestskinnykid December 21, 2020

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Blastin Cheeks

To penetrate a woman from the doggystyle position with vengence and fury, causing the ass cheeks to clap together. known to cause loud moaning.

First guy: Ay, did ol' girl come by yo room last night?
Second guy: Who? Ashley?
First guy: Naw, man. Becky.
Second guy: Oh, yeah..when you called me last night I didnt answer cuz i was blastin cheeks.

by my nigga fatboy August 21, 2008

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