check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money

I have more money than you check the statistics

by YaTmull January 25, 2018

the Banana Check

The Banana Check consists of taking a perfectly ripe yellow banana and inserting 1/5th of it into your anus to determine your need to take a shit. If it comes back clean, then there is no need. If it comes back brown, it's time to go.

Rafael was about to leave when he felt pressure build in his stomach. Rafael did the Banana Check to determine if he had to shit or if he just needed to pass gas. The Banana Check came back brown signaling the approaching shitstorm.

by BaconBlitz May 21, 2020

retina check

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.

John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.

by mrretina February 1, 2020

checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.

Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.

by Muskrat82 May 9, 2022

juicy checks

He got the juice and money

He gonna take your bitch by just looking at her because he have the sauce key juicy checks

by Juicy checks June 19, 2017

Brokeback Check

A test done to check whether someone claiming to go fishing has actually gone fishing or if they are having an illicit gay love affair. Simply place a note on the end of their fishing pole asking them to bring back some fish. If they do, the test is negative. If the note is still there at the end of the trip, it is positive. They've been to Brokeback.

"Hey, Dad's been going fishing a lot lately with his friend from work. Do you think something's going on?"

"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."

by L & S January 4, 2009

Cake Check

It is when you grab/slap someone’s ass or their “cake”

I cake checked her so hard

by Cakechecker February 11, 2020