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Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"
If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.
by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008
mugGet the Mashing Cakesmug.

cake bar

A brand of Cannabis vaporizers
Cake bars make my head hurt after hitting them
by DirtyPBastard361 September 19, 2021
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Fridge Cake

A person who is cold and mediocre and probably has a stale and subpar personality
My Prof sent me another rude email. What a fucking fridge cake!!

Someone refrigerated my birthday cake!! WHATTA FRIDGE CAKE. FUCKIN RUDE
by FridgeCake69 April 16, 2017
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cake bread

a term coined by world-renowned rap battler "chuck" on the viral cp (counter productive) feature titled "chuck kills a bottlecap - a cp short"
nobody knows exactly what this means, however it has been known to absolutely obliterate any opposing rapper instantaneously
rapper 1: your mom gay
rapper 2: oh yeah ?? well I cake bread
rapper 1: *explodes*
by kiwikaiju February 1, 2021
mugGet the cake breadmug.

diet cake

person with little to no booty

Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake
Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake
by Janemba April 26, 2015
mugGet the diet cakemug.

shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.
"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"
by Pete89 July 25, 2007
mugGet the shit-cakesmug.

pony cake

A pony cake is a word or phrase which in the context may be conceived by the receiver as having a double meaning with sinister or obscene content or connotations, but really wasn't meant to by the person speaking the word. This is regardless of whether the word or phrase actually may have such a double meaning.
(E1) I thought he was trying to be nasty, but that was a pony cake.

(E2) When he asked for the rusty trombone, my mind was pony caking around to figure it out. It turned out he just meant the actual brass instrument.
by ConyPake July 6, 2010
mugGet the pony cakemug.

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