Cake-N-A-Cup

The fantastical creation of making a mini cake from cake mix in a mug using the microwave.

"Hey man, what in your mug?"

"Dude it's cake-n-a-cup! It's fantastically delicious!"

by Cake MSTR L December 18, 2008

Cake-Eater

A cake-eater is a person usually coming from a wealthier family, who has superficial depth and values (stuck-up, tacky and conceited), plays the politically correct game to the upper-most, all because they believe they are better than others due to their wealth or over-abundance of false pride.

She is such a cake-eater!! You wore a shirt with a little beer stain on it and she laughed at you like she's never seen one before.

by Viking 1 October 19, 2008

cake fingers

Particulary plump area engorged with fat around the metacarpals resembling a fat baby's fingers after smothering them in a birthday cake

That fatboy over there who likes cookies has cake fingers.

by K_ICE22 August 20, 2006

cake time

to flirt and be of sweet appearance.

Kellita told us she needed cake time with her boy while we were studying.

by MadyRawr January 23, 2008

Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

by TCLBW October 23, 2008

cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

by oopsididntkillyouyet March 8, 2010

Cake Bossin

(verb) Fits in place of any verb in any setting. Most commonly used when indulging in cake like activities

Guy 1: Yo where's your brother?
Guy 2: Mane he on the phone Cake Bossin

by BugattiBoy TaCo August 22, 2011