Comic Relief

For a girl with the intention of fucking a comedian gives him head.

Girl1: Did you fuck that comedian after the show last night?

Girl2: We went back to his house and all he wanted was a little comic relief.

by kharazi November 17, 2009

Coitochronoptimist

A girl who holds a favorable view of how long her male partner will last. Bwahaha :)

Ashely is quite the coitochronoptimist if she believes that he will go longer than 2 minutes for his first time with her.

by Hannapiranha August 2, 2011

Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.

"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".

by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008

colita

whats Hispanics refer to as ass

mira esa colita

by lonejedi25 March 21, 2017

colita

A rhesus monkey colony in Arizona.

Sam was eaten by the monkeys at Colita.

by Joe May 3, 2004

coitus quintopolus

Group sex with five people.

Hey baby, get three of your friends and we'll have a little coitus quintopolus.

by Wrathernaut June 11, 2006

coitus

just playin about the dumbass thing, i meant to say my really awesome friend yelled her newly-aquired word at my mom:) you know i love ya lacenut

l:coitus!
m:shhh!!
l:COITUS!!! COITUS!!
m:SSHHHH!!

by Lacresha February 23, 2005