Brucer 

Male homosexual, named for a flaming homosexual named Bruce.

He's a definite Brucer. You can tell because he's always saying "Bruce, get the lube."

Brucer by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Bruce 

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at great length and is an enthusiastic leader. Mervyn Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Bruce by sweet as chocolate June 17, 2011

Jack Bruce 

Bassist and vocalist for Cream. He is a mediocre musician and he is also a dick. He called Led Zeppelin "crap" and started bitching about their reunion tour. Also a cranky old man filled with jealousy.

Greg: Psh, Dan sucks at playing guitar
Dave: He's better than you. Stop being such a Jack Bruce.

Jack Bruce by Page218 May 5, 2009

Bruce 

Bruce is the downbringinest downbringer there ever was. Bruce is the Chuck Norris of buzzkills, so much so that he is referenced in pop culture songs.

Don't bring me down... Brrrruce (roll the rrrrr's in Bruce, of course)

Bruce by Murdyruss August 1, 2009

Bruce Gendered 

When you see a hot woman, and the realize moments later it was a guy, or vice versa.

"Yo Billy check out the booty on that chick over there" Billy Replies, "Bro did you see his adam's apple?" OH SHNAP, you got "Bruce Gendered"

Bruce Gendered by dj pensive August 7, 2015

brucebumps 

goosebumps acquired while listening to a soulful Bruce Springsteen song.

The last minute of Jungleland gives me such brucebumps, man.

brucebumps by jewelweed June 28, 2012

bruce cow 

A man who makes sells and tests dildos in Willy wonkas asshole while licking his grandmas titties

What a Bruce cow

bruce cow by Lozers February 1, 2017