twiggy bollix

A twiggy bollix is a particular skinny individual who acts in a strangely gimpish way

Man, You are such a twiggy bollix

by ghettosla January 27, 2007

Bollocks

1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie.

1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good.
3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!"

by marty mcfly December 15, 2003

bollard

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

by Chicken Sticks August 22, 2003

Bollocks

'The Dogs Bollocks' or just 'The Bollocks' does mean good but it has nothing to do with the dogs ability to lick its own. Rather if you follow an un doctored dog down the road you will see that its bollocks are quite prominant - hence the expression 'stands out like dogs balls' therfore 'The Dogs Bollocks' literally means 'outstanding' ie very good indeed.

That film about why dogs lick their own bollocks was the dogs bollocks, can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can watch it again.

by Richard James King November 17, 2006

a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

Brolling

Trolling with the heavy use of "bro" mixed in.

"That asshole Irzuro is Brolling in the trade channel again."

Irzuro: "Quilidan, Brosef! Brosieden! King of the Broceans! Calm Down Bro-ack Obama! Bro Biden!

by Quilidan March 8, 2010

Bollocks

A word used when calling bs on someone for something they said but without them noticing thus avoiding an argument.

Girl 1: Im soo hott and perfect like oh em gee!

Guy 1. Bollocks!!!

by GutenTagFaust September 9, 2010