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Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Brodeo

The act of 2 or more dudes drinking beer in the shower wearing underwear or less
Denney throws the best brodeo's, he has tankless water heater, kegerator
by @hhG33z November 26, 2024
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i miss brocedes
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Broccolify

The act of adding Broccoli to any and every kind of dish whether cooked or raw.
Broccolified; A dish that has had Broccoli added. Mixing Broccoli into anything from a smoothie, salad, casserole, lasagna, or other cooked dish.
Mom was always happy with the casserole when she could Broccolify the dish.
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broccoli

A vegetable literally every toddler in the world hates.
"I hate broccoli bro"
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Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!
by GeedEater December 9, 2024
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Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.
I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.
by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025
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