A particularly lengthy john thomas, langer, todger, willy, ding-dong, or wotsit, which reaches as far as your lover’s liver.
“You’re walking a bit funny, is your stomach okay?”
“My date last night had a liver botherer, I might need some time to recover”
“My date last night had a liver botherer, I might need some time to recover”
by DCor January 20, 2023
Get the Liver botherer mug.An annoyingly religious person. Does NOT just mean anyone who is religious/believes in God, but minds their own business and is a decent person. God-botherers are people who do not shut the fuck up about their religion, whine about profanity and sexuality in everyday culture like it's 1950, worry too much about what other people are doing, think the reason for teen pregnancy is that we don't have enough prayer in schools, and try to get their religion written into law, and binding even upon non-believers, because they don't understand the concepts of separation of church and state, and a pluralistic society.
"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".
"God-botherer" is actually a GREAT insult, because it implies that even assuming that their God is real, they even bother God with their bullshit, God Him/Her/Them/Itself is even like "You guys need to chill out".
I said "God damn it" in a Facebook comment and some God-botherers came at me telling me that I was wicked and going to Hell for using blasphemous language, so I told them that Mary was a slut who loved taking it in the ass, just to watch them have a REAL meltdown.
by q359 July 25, 2023
Get the God-botherer mug.Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
Get the pitching both ends of a double header mug.Person 1: Do you think these pants make me look fat?
Person 2: Yes, your very ugly, and I think I'm way prettier
Person 1: Wow, your acting like a Faye Botha today
Person 2: Yes, your very ugly, and I think I'm way prettier
Person 1: Wow, your acting like a Faye Botha today
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Rachel Botha is like an inside joke that never gets old, like sunshine on a rainy day poking through clouds
by KneeSlappee February 20, 2024
Get the Rachel Botha mug.Pieter Willem "PW" Botha (1916–2006), apartheid's last hardline bulldog prime minister (1978–1984) then state president (1984–1989), nicknamed **Die Groot Krokodil** ("The Big Crocodile" 🐊) for his ruthless, unblinking stare, thick skin, and habit of snapping at enemies — real or imagined. The croc emoji stuck because he embodied cold-blooded power: slow to move, but when he did, jaws clamped hard.
He ruled during the most violent phase of apartheid's decline:
- Declared the 1985 State of Emergency (and extended it), flooding townships with troops, Casspirs, and detentions without trial.
- Pushed the "Total Strategy" — militarise everything to fight the "Total Onslaught" (communism, ANC, internal unrest, sanctions).
- Gave whites the Tricameral Parliament (1983) — fake power-sharing with coloureds and Indians to divide non-whites, but blacks got nothing except more repression.
- Oversaw cross-border raids into Angola, Lesotho, Botswana, Swaziland; bombed neighbouring countries; backed death squads and proxy wars.
- Famous for finger-wagging TV speeches ("adapt or die"), refusing to release Mandela until conditions met, and snarling at critics like a cornered reptile.
He ruled during the most violent phase of apartheid's decline:
- Declared the 1985 State of Emergency (and extended it), flooding townships with troops, Casspirs, and detentions without trial.
- Pushed the "Total Strategy" — militarise everything to fight the "Total Onslaught" (communism, ANC, internal unrest, sanctions).
- Gave whites the Tricameral Parliament (1983) — fake power-sharing with coloureds and Indians to divide non-whites, but blacks got nothing except more repression.
- Oversaw cross-border raids into Angola, Lesotho, Botswana, Swaziland; bombed neighbouring countries; backed death squads and proxy wars.
- Famous for finger-wagging TV speeches ("adapt or die"), refusing to release Mandela until conditions met, and snarling at critics like a cornered reptile.
"PW Botha was the real Krokodil — sat there on TV wagging his finger like 'adapt or die,' while the comrades were turning townships ungovernable and the world was sanctioning us to hell."
by Plot Master March 18, 2026
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