Donald blumpkin

When you're getting your dick sucked while you take a shit, and you blow your load and use the jizz to gel your combover. Finish with a cockslap and a hearty "you're fired!"

Broad 1: what's wrong Cindy?
Broad 2: I thought Randy liked me, but I ended up Donald Blumpkining me.

by Kaynelikesfishsticks July 17, 2016

Blumpkin

A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl

Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"

Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"

Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"

Ryan-"exactly"

by Tre Bay Locc Dogg September 19, 2009

Bearded Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit

John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

mexican blumpkin

A blow job given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing Taco Bell squirts.

Little did Juanita know that I'd made a run for the border prior to what would become a Mexican blumpkin...

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater November 1, 2006

blumpkin chain

Men in a circle (usually in the outdoors) giving each other blumpkins.

Bob: My gay brother said he was in a blumpkin chain the other day
Edwin:Nasty!

by Edwin Gaffney February 2, 2006

Blumpkin

getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a number two.

I got a blumpkin the other night after I ate some taco bell. We both needed toilet paper.

by peatmoss941 August 24, 2008

blumpkin pie

its like a normal blumpkin( girl sucks your dick while you are taking a dump) but with the blumpkin pie she will bend over before you cum and you put your dick in her butt and cum

everybody likes blumpkin pie at thankgiving

by bmx94 December 8, 2010