Stuffed blumpkin

When you are receiving a blumpkin while being Banged in the poop shoot and trying release all bowels simultaneously.

"Camille was giving JP a messy blow job while Jessie was banging JP in the poop shoot " what a stuffed blumpkin

JP " man I just got stuffed!"

by Jtrevjpi November 1, 2011

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.

At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin

by Dagwood55 March 7, 2019

Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme

The art of recieving a blowjob from a woman while she is shitting in the bowl of a toilet and you are taking a shit in the tank/cistern of the same toilet at the same time.

"Tony pulled a Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme on Vicki in our bathroom last night."

by vaaleainhoinen January 25, 2009

Mutually Assured Blumpkin

When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.

Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.

by MANvsBlumpkin August 28, 2012

Blumpkin

1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.

1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."

by Deroc February 23, 2009

Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss

Is where a woman is performing oral to you and right before you ejaculate she "tosses" your sack out of the way and punches your taint (space between anus and scrotum). This action causes the man to cum and crap himself at the same time.

Its my birthday tomorrow i hope i get a Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss.

by HVeniEVidiLViciM February 25, 2011

horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.

Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.

by Weslitzu January 26, 2008