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baller bitch

A baller bitch is a female vixen that is not to be messed with. Baller bitches are not the typical girls who call themselves 'ballers' when in reality, all they do is pose for Instagram selfies with a basketball in an attempt to seem 'cool'. Baller bitches are popular with every crowd, woe all the boys and have some serious ball handling skills.

Baller bitches generally can be defined with the following terms:

- Quite a bit of attitude
- Casual & laidback, yet charismatic
- A sexy kind of mysterious
- Swag's on point! (basketball shorts, Jordans / CP3's, jerseys, snapbacks, beanies etc. but generally can pull off anything)
- Good ball handling, lay-ups, alley-oops and great knowledge of basketball
- Always at the courts (treats it like a second home)
- Gets along with all kinds of crowds
- Bitchy when it's necessary: doesn't let anyone get in her way
- Motivated & dedicated to being the best she can be
- Beautiful in every way: inside & out
- Boys are always chasing after her, but shes got her eye on only one
Luke: Who you eyeing up?
Dante: Keisha, bro.
Luke: That the girl who schooled Naomi with that ankle breaker at last night's game?
Dante: Yeah man. Damn she fine.
Luke: I hear you, but ain't she taken?
Dante: I know.. she a baller bitch, of course she gon' be taken.
Luke: Whoever that lucky guy is, he better wife her asap.
by Fried'Chickenquisha December 21, 2013
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balled up

We were all balled up at his bachelor party after doing lines off the strippers ass that we got in a fight with the neighbor.
by RRichardson December 30, 2010
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baller

In LA gang culture, "bloods" use baller to describe affluent members, whereas "crips" would use the expression "high-roller".
"whatup blood? still a baller huh?"

or

"still high-rollin' cuz!"
by RichDaDon June 10, 2006
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Low-balled

When you surprise someone with an unexpected and undesirable result.
"You low-balled me!!"

Jim the Builder was in a program. He was caught drinking at the program. He was allowed to continue in the program for two days but we were secretly planning to can him. After two days, we dismissed him. He said, "Hey, you low-balled me!!"
by Jim the Builder October 29, 2009
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ballernomics

The study of how to be a baller. May include certain phrases, or terms associated with being gang.
Wow, Foxy Proxy is not a baller, he should get a lesson on Ballernomics.
by GlynH December 25, 2007
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ballerfunk

adj. ridiculously fun, absurdly overjoyed

n. a state of being absurdly overjoyed, or a state of having a ridiculous amount of fun
That was the most ballerfunk party of the year.

She is so ballerfunk
by Jemal Weis January 14, 2008
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Fat Ballerina

When you try to do something, but fail epically instead. Trying to sit down, but missing the chair completely.
Did you see Mark hitting on those girls? He scared them all away. Total fat ballerina.
by kat1girl May 19, 2014
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