Bean-baked

Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.

Being so high ur not a human, only bean.

I bean-baked my chicken.

I am so beanbaked

by Gypsy777 August 29, 2017

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Bake Off

1) a very long way of saying going to chill

2) watching ultimate police interceptors for 4 hours straight

I’m just tryna bake off

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022

Baked H.A.M

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

Cable bake

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked

1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now

by Harry10932 November 8, 2017

baked and caked

To get high as fuck and bust a fat nuton someone’s face.

“Hey girl want to get high and cummed on”

“You mean, baked and caked”

by AyyItsYaBoi August 22, 2019

Buckle bake

A human face with ecstasy in the bloodstream.

Show us your best buckle bake.

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009