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Road Ham

Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.
Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?
by Nick From Jersey December 4, 2022
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ham night

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.
by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020
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Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight
That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!
by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020
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Ham Pancake

by Brian96 August 21, 2022
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Ken Ham

An ignorant, professional dumbass who misrepresents facts, makes up bogus facts, lies to children and other people about what Science actually is and founded a propaganda factory named "Answers in Genesis" to make belief in a literal interpretation of religious dogma.
Creationism is not about Science as Mr Ken Ham wants to make it out to be. It's about quote mining, dishonesty and distorted data.
Some idiot named Ken Ham wasted 100 million dollars to build the ark park
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
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The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!
by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009
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Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.
by Urban douche November 30, 2010
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