ass-hat

1. A person or persons that display ass like qualities.

2. An ass that someone wears as a hat i.e you have some ones head up your ass.

3. A hat that someone wears on their ass i.e a raging butt pirate

4. A guy named Burgh in CT who practices asshatery.

2+2 does not equal 7 you ass-hat!

Get over here and keep my rear warm you ass-hat!

That guy is the boss's ass-hat.

Burgh you are a giant ass-hat!

by BlackboyT December 13, 2007

assbath

v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.

Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Asshanded

The past tense description of having your ass handed to you.

Frequently used in spofo, a sports forum on craigslist, or its' evil twisted product of incest step sister: forum 1006

Dude, you just got asshanded, AGAIN.

Well, we asshanded the "Trifecta" yet again today, you can tell when he starts posting more and more.

Why does Inshannityboi keep telling me I'm asshanded, when all I said was hello?

by trollertroller December 8, 2011

Ass hat

1.A Stupid person. 2. A Moron. 3. Someone that is acting like an ass.

1. He is such an ass hat! 2. George Bush is an ass hat! 3. Quit being an ass hat!

by Jeremy A. M. July 12, 2007

Asswater

Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)

dude, you just got asswatered!

by asswater crew July 23, 2003

Aishat

A girl who would work well at a strip club.

Aishat really threw it back like crazy last night

by Bigman Savage November 18, 2020

ass-hat

the act of performing oral sex upon a woman: to in fact wear her ass as a hat

Baby, I'm gonna wear your ass like a hat.

Come here, my little ass-hat.

by Wonderful Duff October 30, 2005