Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig November 13, 2007

Cash Alert

An alert given as a heads-up to others of impending cash-ness. Usually used to excite and motivate a group to get ready for something amazing/cash.

Dad: Mom will be home with the KFC soon.
Son (yelling downstairs to friends): Cash Alert!!!!!

by Stroppy225 October 27, 2009

Tag Alert

A Phrase a group of men would use to indicate a hot chick who has entered the room and who is definately a candidate for a good fuck.

Hot Chick walks in a bar:

Guy Says to another guy: "Tag Alert, Tag Alert...That chick is hot...I am going to work on that one" (Chat her up)

by Golf Flunkie January 27, 2011

Effort Alert

A term given to anyone who tries too hard when no one else cares

Guy 1: Look at Chris way up in front
Guy 2: Effort Alert!!!!

by Gator12345Gator June 8, 2011

Copper Alert

The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.

I've had 3 copper alerts this week. These fools think they can dismantle the whole city.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Gag Alert

When you feel like you are about to throw up because of how ugly someone is.

Sarah: Hey!
Sam: Omg look. Matt is coming over...
Sarah: Ew, gag alert.

by Amanda the faggatron December 13, 2012

suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014