Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023
Get the Parasitic acidmug. by tavis scooter October 11, 2020
Get the lactate acid 420mug. by Jackislol December 16, 2016
Get the gorilla on acidmug. acid is not only a drug or a substance, this word is also a name. if your name is acid you are one of the baddest bitches, you are of the most dap of dapper gentleman. you are a handsome ass gorgeous mf. acid is a name only a kindhearted, strong, loving badass can claim. they may have trauma, but they’re doing their own little thing to get through it. acid is loyal and funny and a little slow at times but if you know someone who goes by this name, never let them leave your side (cause they sometimes wanna do that btw as a self-sabotage method). you keep their tiny gremlin ass right there next to you and hand them some nic, chai tea, and some popcorn goddamnit. give them some love, you won’t regret it.
acid, DOWN!!
by shortstackotrauma November 21, 2021
Get the acidmug. A gay group full of sexy boys who like touching themself, they are real deal with big shlongs they like to use as swords, the team is alo GAYmers who plays: GAYcraft GAYnite and StraightIsn'tOk. They will win all the upcoming swordfights, and a bounus is their PH Account with 1+mil followers, don't mess whit theese boys or they will tie you up and do things to you if you are a boy.
by LickMeUnderMyFoot August 17, 2019
Get the team acidmug. Bruh: Remember when you had that acident in Las Vegas?
Other bruh: Bruh I forgot she said in the group chat that these were dosed!
Other bruh: Bruh I forgot she said in the group chat that these were dosed!
by Peninsula Papis April 19, 2021
Get the Acidentmug. by VivaLaTrashcan August 31, 2016
Get the Acid Twigmug.