Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

The state of being shit-faced.

"After too many drinks she was suffering from fecal alcohol syndrome."

by Ronman6449 August 20, 2013

alcoholic

My observation over a lifetime, is the individual
(1) drinks frequently (almost daily),
(2) becomes inebriated relatively soon after the first or second drink,
(3) continues to drink, sometimes to a state of unconsciousness
(4) knows that they have a problem but won't admit it.
(5) almost always has a ketone acidosis odor on their breath
(6)SAL IS AN ALCOHOLIC IN DENIAL.

Sal drinks too often && is in denial so he is an alcoholic.

by HookerElla June 24, 2008

alcoholic

Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.

My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.

by devestment October 10, 2009

alcohol

(according to the Encyclopedia Galactica)- A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars. Has intoxicationg effects on certain carbon-based life forms

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy explains what alcohol is and what the effects of some alcohol is. It gives a lot of information about out of this world alcoholic drinks

by Braylin Mills May 15, 2011

alcocainajuanarette

The best drug. It doesn't get you high, and it isn't illegal (yet).

I don't do anything illegal, or anything that gets you high, but I do occasionally enjoy a few alcocainajuanarettes.

by hieros gluphein May 27, 2005

alcohol

a gimped version of marijuana.

I don't drink alcohol. Why settle for a gimped version of weed?

by hmn June 13, 2004

alcoholess

an alcohlic drink without alchohol

beer without alcohol is alcoholess (beerless beer)

by jake shipton January 30, 2007