virgin knees

when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.

friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"

by thestubz October 12, 2019

Hobbly knees

These knees wobble so much that they use cordy as an excuse

Bill how’s ur hobbly knees

by Haha bill January 5, 2020

Knee Queen

A male or female who spends a lot of time on their knees either because they're flooring installers or because they suck a lot of dick.

Yo, Parker is such a knee queen.

by mikeyikey999 July 8, 2020

SHOTGUN KNEES

SHOTGUN KNEES are used by MemeLords who play League of Legends and watch BrickyOrchid8 to completely destroy and humiliat the enemy. It is a meme created by Lord Brick Sensei in his ,,So you want to Main Urgot" video. It goes hand in hand with a greenisch screen and ear rape when used right.

I used my SHOTGUN KNEES to slaughter my enemy .

by NaFeTs34 October 16, 2017

leather knees

Leather knees is a condition you het when you spend lots of time on your bare knees.

Paige dosnt wear anything that shows her knees, because she has a bad case of leather knees

by The lord74 February 14, 2017

knee cleavage

knee boobs without nipples

my knee cleavage looked so hot in that nude

by chickenislyfe April 29, 2016

penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.

Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.

by anawesome1 July 10, 2016